ROBERT ANTON WILSON

Letters to Editors


The Good Times Toilet Seat Debacle

  • August 18, 1994: The Santa Cruz Good Times, as part of its regular feature LocalTalk, asks people in the street, "Heard any good ones lately?" One of the respondents, a 12-year-old girl from Ben Lomond, responded with this joke: "How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat? I don't know, it's never been done."

  • September 22, 1994: Robert Anton Wilson writes the following letter to the Good Times:
    I read the "cute" little joke by the 12-year-old girl in your August issue and I was impressed at how quickly this child had learned that males are the out-group whom it is correct to demean and ridicule in Santa Cruz today.
    Presumably, if this cute child had lived in Germany in the 1930's, she would have learned just as quickly to quote anti-Jewish "jokes"; and if she had lived in the South only 30 years ago she would have learned to repeat a lot of hilariously funny, Rastus-and-Mandy jokes, showing how dim-witted black people are (according to her elders).
    Ah, it's truly amazing how quickly children learn -- in whatever time or place they happen to grow up -- which groups to loathe and despise, and which to treat as human. I think Oscar Hammerstein even wrote a song once about how easily little children can be taught group prejudice.
    The song ("You have to be carefully taught... it needs to be dunned in your dear little ears...") even became popular once, back before group prejudice was discovered to be politically correct.

    Robert Anton Wilson
    Santa Cruz
  • October 6, 1994: the Good Times prints this response:
    I was vastly amused to see in the Sept. 22 issue that Robert Anton Wilson was all of aflutter because young girls were telling disparaging jokes about white males. {insert -- did R.A.W. mention ethnicity? } Goodness! What is the world coming to? This is a year in which all five winners of the San Francisco comedy competition made it to the top by telling misogynist jokes. I guess women just have thicker skins. Gosh! Who says men aren't sensitive? If you prick them, even with an accupuncture needle, do they not bleed? All over the place!
    The term "male bashing" has been in vogue for thousands of years -- a staple in literature from classical Greece right down to the present, but did we hear about "female bashing?" Male literature professors share a sly titter with the class over the misogynist barbs of some dyspeptic Greek, Roman or English writer. Yet, the women in those classes managed to smile politely or shrug it off, as they do today when mediocre comedians tell their tired jokes about makeup and toilet paper.
    But gracious! Let a woman joke back, and all of a sudden white males have become an oppressed minority and are compared with Jews in Nazi Germany! Give me a break, guys. There's a huge difference between making a joke about the boss and making one about the janitor. White males are not an oppressed minority: They hold most of the power in the world today. Are you saying that cartoonists should be forbidden to make fun of the president?
    As one white male, I must say I feel a little ashamed of all the whining and moaning about how hard it is to be a man. At the risk of being a traitor to my gender, I'll let you in on a little secret, women of Santa Cruz: Being a man is the easiest thing in the world. It's being a decent, mature human being with a sense of humor that seems to be a tough hurdle for many of my gender to get over.

    Philip Slater
    Santa Cruz

  • October 20, 1994: That letter is then followed by this letter:
    I'm sure I'm not the only woman in Santa Cruz who wants to know where she can meet Philip Slater! Frustrated as I am with conversations about gender with men who claim they're open-minded, but can't (or won't) see their own positions of male privilege and power, it would be refreshing to meet a "decent mature (male) human being with a sense of humor." Thanks, Philip, you've restored my shredded hopes about men and women.

    Linda Eucalyptus
    Corralitas
  • In the month following the publication of Linda Eucalyptus' letter, several more men wrote back to the Good Times decrying the insensitivity of their fellow men. Space prohibits us from publishing them here.

    For RAW's further thoughts on Feminist sexism click here


    It could have been worse

    Santa Cruz Sentinel, March 10, 1993

    I offer my deepest sympathy to Carol Erickson, who has been invaded by a skunk that the SPCA says cannot legally be removed.
    This situation, however, might be worse.
    My brother, who lived in Miami, once found an adult alligator under his porch shortly after a hurricane. He called the local police who (not bound by political correctness) quickly removed it to the Everglades before releasing it.
    I therefore think Carol is lucky that the invader of the Erickson home is a skunk and not another full-grown alligator. Local officials would always unleash the gator in the same place, and it would always crawl back under the same porch. And then it would get hungry.
    Family members would have to wear suits of armor when going for the mail and if they took personal action to get rid of the invader, they would get picketed by the Reptile Rights fanatics chanting, "Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Saurophobia has got to go!"

    Robert Anton Wilson
    Santa Cruz